His request was granted, and the news reporter immediately used a cell phone to call a local airport to rent a plane.

He was told that a two-haired plane would be awaited at the airport.

When he arrived at the airport, he saw the plane warming up without a hangover.

He jumped into his bag, slammed the door and shouted, ‘Let’s go.’

The taxman paid the tax, threw the plane into the air, and took off.

While in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, ‘I’m flying across the valley and making low passes so that I can take pictures of fires in the mountains.’

‘Why?’ asked the pilot.

‘Because I’m a photographer for a news channel’, he replied, ‘and I need to get closer.’

The pilot paused, then stammered,
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‘So, what you are telling me. . . ARE YOU NOT my flight instructor? ‘

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